When a man gets caught cheating, it's interesting to hear the litany of excuses he comes up with to avoid responsibility. Here's a list of the most common things men say when they are caught cheating:
1. It's Not What It Looks Like
2. I Was Drunk
3. She Looked Like You
4. You Made Me Do This
5. See What Had Happened Was (insert lie here)
6. She's My Sister-Ewwww, men use this one? Shakes Head.
7. I Have Sex With Her, but I love you
8. She was helping me file my taxes
9. I was doing this for us-LOL! That will go over well with any woman.
10. I was practicing a new move I wanted to try on you
11. We were praying
12. I accidentally fell on top of her (or she accidentally fell on top of me)
13. She Made me do it
14. We were wrestling
15. I didn't know you were coming back early-That's how many women catch their man, by making them think they're gone for a while.
16. I don't know her, she's been wanting me for a long time
17. That's my friend
18.I needed a release since you
19. Look baby I can explain...
20. She needed someone to talk to
There's plenty more where that came from. I'm not going to lie, these are hilarious and ridiculous at the same time. It just goes to show you that some men will do any & everything to avoid manning up for what they do. If you make your bed, you have to lie in it. That Part.
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