Decreasing Bass In A Man's Voice

There's not a man alive that hasn't been guilty of the above post. He's kicking it with the fellas and they get to flexing how they run their house, and their wives do what they tell them to do until....one wife overhears her man talking noise, then motions the other wives to come hear what nonsense the fellas are saying. The ladies don't say nothing because the fellas are doing a good job of hanging themselves. Eventually, the fellas try to change the subject, but their ladies aren't having it. Guess who's going to be in the doghouse...