Pure Comedy..Jesus Doesn't Love You

Some ideologies are SO ridiculous, that all you can say is Pure Comedy...Jesus Doesn't Love You. Some of these are recycled from yesterday, others are fresh off the top.

 

~Shout out To Men who are "secure" in their manhood to show emotion (i.e. cry), yet consider themselves real men. Pure Comedy, Jesus Doesn't Love You.

~Shout out To Women who want to be men; Pure Comedy, Jesus Doesn't Love You.

~Shout Out to women who criticize other women who hold them accountable for twisted ideologies towards men. PURE COMEDY, JESUS WILL NEVER LOVE YOU.

~I want to send a special shout out to people who criticized Rachael Jeantel for her dialect & speech. First off, she's trilingual (Creole/Haitian, Spanish, and English), and second, she didn't want to testify. Third, she was the same age as Trayvon Martin when he was killed. Given what she's been through, people need to have several seats and lay off that girl. Pure Comedy, Jesus Doesn't Love You.

~Special shout out to Christian women who quote the Bible regarding man's responsibilities, but when an educated man flips the script, and talks about what women should do...wolves howl in the wind. A deluxe vibrator collection and an army of dead zombie cats are their lot.

~Shout Out to men who talk about going to Brazil or wherever to find a wife, because they think she will jump when you say how high. Pure Comedy, Jesus Doesn't Love You.

~It's ironic that some women want a man with his stuff together, but expect him to help her come up. Pure Comedy...Jesus Doesn't Love You

~Half of the best TV Shows earlier this year got axed, only to be replaced by crap TV. Pure Comedy...Jesus Doesn't Love You (network executives)

~Men should stop kidding themselves. All of a sudden, you want to settle down with one woman when you used to be a pimp/player? Pure Comedy...Jesus Doesn't Love You.

~Since when did education & financial stability make one a suitable spouse? I thought loyalty & respect, plus compatibility were more important. To those who think this way: Pure Comedy...Jesus Doesn't Love You.
~Shout out to men who want to be women, because it's easier. Pure Comedy...Jesus Doesn't Love You.
~Shout out to all ladies who take on manly characteristics, then want to be women when it suits them. Pure Comedy...Jesus Does Not, and Will Never Love You.