Today's commentary is going to be a little different. From time to time I'll do call and response segments where I issue random call outs most people are likely to say and post my response. This should be fun so without further ado, let's go.
1. Woman: I want a Barack & Michelle relationship!
Me: You're a hoe, you'll never have a Barack & Michelle relationship because you'll always be viewed as a piece of meat to most men.
2. I Want The Truth
Me: Most people want the truth, until they get it and catch feelings because it wasn't watered down.
3. If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best
Me: Try that on someone with a GED because no discerned (wo)man is going for that.
4. I'm A Good Man/Woman
Me: Keep Telling Yourself That. That's what most people say when they want to compensate for their flaws.
5. I want a man/woman that will let me rip & run the streets, talk crazy to him/her and not control me.
Me: Basically you want a spineless mate because you can't handle someone that will put you in your place if you get out of order.
6. I'm A Queen
Me: Since when did queens become ratchet? Start acting belligerent. If that's a queen, then I don't want one.
7. Behind every good man is a good woman and behind every bad woman is a bad man
Me: Why is it that when a man is great, a great woman is behind him but when the man is foul, it's all on him?
8. Free My N***a (insert name here)
Me: What did he do? Response: Shot 12 people (all but 1 died) and raped 3 children in the hood. Oh...throw him UNDER the jail.
9. A sugarcoated truth is not the truth, it's a falsity.
Me: True Talk, people want to put their own truth on things instead of taking truth as it comes.
10. Not all people are this, that & the third
Me: When you have a majority who display contrary conduct, that's what you are judged on. It's not right, but that's what it is.
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