RichardISMS

*Women can't be thirsty, right? Wrong. Myra from Family Matters was a perfect example of a thirsty woman. Think about it, she was all over Steve Urkel and wanted to sex him every chance they got.

*Steve Urkel was a simp because he kept trying to win Laura's affection when she rejected him over & over.

*Liberty City vs. South Beach (Miami): In The Miami Streets, you're surviving life. On South Beach, you're living life. Sounds spot on to me.

*Good TV died after the 90's. Everybody and their mama coming out with reality shows, and most of these so-called reality shows aren't REALITY.

*There should be prerequisites for parenting, because some people DO NOT deserve children. You have people that WANT children, but can't conceive

*Contrary to popular belief, things are as they seem.

*Don't Waste Another Minute.

*Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

*The good thing about working from home is that I don't have daily commutes, which can put wear & tear on my car. I make a lot more money (while working full-time) & have unlimited overtime, and I actually like the company I work for and my co-workers.

*When you treat people like they want, they don't appreciate it. Treating people like they deserve, you keep yourself from being hurt.

*There's a good & bad to everything.

*You can't be a real man, and be a little emotional.

*Why should a man stop running around being a whore, when there are women who will give him what he wants?

*There was a time where music was actually good.

Food For Thought

*The older you get, the meaner you become.

*You want a real man to come into your life, with everything going for himself, plus being a great cook, ambitious, educated, loves God, and all you're (woman) bringing to the table is a funky attitude, lackadaisical cooking ability, horrible money skills, and mountains of kids. Really? Where they do that at?

*Relationships should be 100/100, not 99/1 or 100/0 like some expect.

*Don't ask to play if you don't want to pay!!!

*When a couple fights too much, but they're not breaking up, they're really in love. Riiiight, and I was born yesterday. Only dysfunctional people live by this motto. You two want to fight so much, join the military.

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I DON'T CARE WHO SLIGHTED: Women complain about inequality, but here are scenarios where women are favored.
1. Domestic Violence-A man goes upside a woman's head, he goes to jail. Being that some women are very nasty (many proudly admit this), they trump up false rape charges on him. Not only is he locked up for domestic violence, but rape as well. His life is ruined all because of a spiteful wom...an.
2. Child custody-It doesn't matter if she's an unfit parent, the courts will almost ALWAYS rule in her favor because of her gender. There are instances where the father is awarded full custody, but that's extremely rare. The father has to fight tooth & nail to prove he's a good parent.
3.Alimony-70-75% of divorces are initiated by women. Guess who has to pay alimony? THE MAN. Men are wising up and opting against marriage, because they know a woman can initiate divorce for any or no reason, and HE will have to come up off alimony.

*Those are the top 3 instances, but there are a lot more. So...I don't want to hear ANY woman complaining about unfair treatment, because I got the big guns (and more) stashed away just in case.

*You have unemployed people who are busting their butts to get a decent job to support themselves & their families, but no matter how strong their resume & cover letter is, no matter how well they Ace the interview, employers STILL won't hire them. Then, employers have the audacity to complain about lack of skilled employees.

*There are people who are employed, that hate their jobs, but can't leave because it would be harder to find another job. Be thankful you are employed, because jobs are hard to come by in today's economy.

*Temp/Temp-To-Hire positions are a joke. There's no guarantee of being hired, even if you prove yourself as a temp. Think about it, you work for 6-9 months, and get a little income going; the job ends and you're unemployed once more. That doesn't make sense.

Richard's Proverbs

-People who know you the least, have the MOST to say about you.

-If people say "Real Talk" after every sentence, does that means all other statements are fake?

-The only time people talk to God is: 1. When they need something. 2. When they're asking God to get them out of trouble, and 3. Asking God for direction

-Why ask questions you know the answers to? That's dumb.

-If another man is stupid enough to give a woman money, knowing she's taken, she should take it.

-If a woman is stupid enough to give a man money, knowing he's taken, he should accept it.

-Tallahassee better tighten up and start bringing high-wage, private sector jobs here, because retail, State and Education won't hold this city together. Economic diversification is needed here. Drive around Tally, and you swear we in Crawfordville, Monticello or Perry because there's no life here. Once I get that Master's, dueces and never looking back.

-If a woman is mistreated by her man, it's because she allows it. The problem is some women want a man so badly, that they take the first one that comes along, even if he's doggish. I salute all the strong women that would rather be solo, than settle for a no-good man

-So I'm hearing Scott Projects (The Scotts) in Miami, off 22nd Ave in Liberty City got remodeled, and is looking brand new. If that's the case, good for them. The Scotts was almost as bad as Pork & Beans in its heyday.

-It Is What It Is.

-Men need to stop trying to save these women. It's not your responsibility to bear any woman's burdens, unless she's your lady. Even then, there's limits to how much one should be willing to endure for the sake of loving their woman.

-To everybody posting pictures of their money on FB, twitter or instagram, be careful because a robber might be on your way to take yours.

-Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

Random Thought

Whenever a woman says relationships require compromise, and she gives examples of couples who do that, I wonder a few things when she lists scenarios and how long they've been married.

 

I Wonder:

-Does the wife make more than her husband.
-Does the wife have a hyphenated last name

 

Then I start to think does that man wear the apron too? He already wearing the skirt.

The only compromising done in these situations is the men, women compromise very little, if at all. He does whatever she wants and he can continue getting sex, all 2 minutes and 15 seconds. Men's negotiating skills are way off. They'll give up their entire lives for sex. Stupid Men Logic.

Relationship-ISMS, Pt. 2

*Just like women frown upon mama's boys, we (men) frown upon women who refer to themselves as Daddy's Little Girl.

*Marriage has turned into a business contract, rather than a union. What I mean is that both man and woman come into marriage asking "What's In It For Me?"

*There Is no reason for committment if you're performing husband or wife duties: Paying bills, giving each other sex, cooking & cleaning, etc.

*Most relationships fail because one person is being loved too much, while the other isn't being loved enough.

*The American system teaches women that they don't need to be in a relationship with a man

*Carlton from Fresh Prince Of Bel Air was far better than Will, and here's the reason why: Carlton didn't have to simp for women to gain their approval, he was real with himself. If a woman got sideways with Carlton, he would properly check her, which caused that woman to be attracted to him. Will would simp for any & every woman that was checking for him. When Uncle Phil & Vivian were away, they trusted Carlton to run the house in their absence.

*Men are more concerned with getting sex from a woman, rather than getting to know her.

*Any fool with a d*** can make a baby, only a real man can raise his children.

*Any woman can part sunshine for a man, but a real woman will take responsibility for the child she helped create.

*Manhood is NOT defined by what you do for women, it's defined by his conduct.

*Romantic Love is like WWE or Magic, it's fun to watch & be entertained, but if you believe an illusion, you'll live a lie.

*True Love is not sacrifice & pain, it should be joyous.

*A man can tell you how good a woman's coochie is, but he cannot tell women his life strategy and how she plays a role.



Relationship-ISMS

-Relationships are like books; short or long, good or bad, they all have to end.

-A good woman brings out the best in her man, and vice versa.

-Many men intentionally choose bad women, then have the nerve to complain. You chose her, knowing how she is, soooo....your complaint pass revoked.

-"He completes me", "She completes me": These two statements are ridiculous because that tells me people are dependent on others to make them better. People can HELP you improve, but YOU should already be striving for improvement on your own.

-It's funny how some women expect a man to have his stuff together, but she has nothing to bring to the table. Where they do that at?

-It's not a man's responsibility to tear down the walls a woman has built due to her not doing due diligence.

-Some women won't give a struggling man the time of day, but get upset when he dates outside of his race. Opposite race women are more likely to work with black men.

-Woman: Yes, he cheats. He knows where home is. Me: Riiiight. I was born yesterday.

-Men lead with strength & stability if he's trying to find a wife. In a lot of cases, men lead with their sausage and money.

-Why Is it alright for a black woman to blame a man for not having his own, & not doing his thing when the same is done for the white man?

-It's funny how women are overlooked for living with their parents, and being daddy's princess; but if a man is living at home with his parents, it's a problem.

-Woman: Get your self together, then come holla at me. Man: No, it doesn't work like that. I get myself together, then holla at HER!

-Just like women want a man with his own, so do men.



Richard's Life-ISMS

These are some ISMS I've come up with throughout my 32 years on earth. Here Goes:

 

1. Never put anything past anyone. Why? Because people will tell you what THEY want to tell you about them. It doesn't matter how long you've known a person.

2. A shoulder to cry on, leads to sex.

3. Good women are being snatched up by stand-up men (as it should be), leaving the Kelly Bundy types as leftovers.

4.Duck faces are NOT cute; stop it ladies. Look like you constipated. Who came up with this crazy mess?

5.If God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers, what's the payoff?

6. God takes you through the storm as a child, so you can become a strong man/woman.

7. If you talk to your children like dogs, don't be surprised when they become as such.

8. Marriage doesn't carry the same weight it used to.

9.You don't have to have disagreements in order to have a healthy relationships.

10. Women can't be naive to think that a man won't capitalize on her vulnerability. Let's be honest: She tells him all her trouble, he hooks her up with money, advice, etc. All a man needs is an opening, and he's in there.