Random Thought

Whenever a woman says relationships require compromise, and she gives examples of couples who do that, I wonder a few things when she lists scenarios and how long they've been married.

 

I Wonder:

-Does the wife make more than her husband.
-Does the wife have a hyphenated last name

 

Then I start to think does that man wear the apron too? He already wearing the skirt.

The only compromising done in these situations is the men, women compromise very little, if at all. He does whatever she wants and he can continue getting sex, all 2 minutes and 15 seconds. Men's negotiating skills are way off. They'll give up their entire lives for sex. Stupid Men Logic.

Relationship-ISMS, Pt. 2

*Just like women frown upon mama's boys, we (men) frown upon women who refer to themselves as Daddy's Little Girl.

*Marriage has turned into a business contract, rather than a union. What I mean is that both man and woman come into marriage asking "What's In It For Me?"

*There Is no reason for committment if you're performing husband or wife duties: Paying bills, giving each other sex, cooking & cleaning, etc.

*Most relationships fail because one person is being loved too much, while the other isn't being loved enough.

*The American system teaches women that they don't need to be in a relationship with a man

*Carlton from Fresh Prince Of Bel Air was far better than Will, and here's the reason why: Carlton didn't have to simp for women to gain their approval, he was real with himself. If a woman got sideways with Carlton, he would properly check her, which caused that woman to be attracted to him. Will would simp for any & every woman that was checking for him. When Uncle Phil & Vivian were away, they trusted Carlton to run the house in their absence.

*Men are more concerned with getting sex from a woman, rather than getting to know her.

*Any fool with a d*** can make a baby, only a real man can raise his children.

*Any woman can part sunshine for a man, but a real woman will take responsibility for the child she helped create.

*Manhood is NOT defined by what you do for women, it's defined by his conduct.

*Romantic Love is like WWE or Magic, it's fun to watch & be entertained, but if you believe an illusion, you'll live a lie.

*True Love is not sacrifice & pain, it should be joyous.

*A man can tell you how good a woman's coochie is, but he cannot tell women his life strategy and how she plays a role.



Relationship-ISMS

-Relationships are like books; short or long, good or bad, they all have to end.

-A good woman brings out the best in her man, and vice versa.

-Many men intentionally choose bad women, then have the nerve to complain. You chose her, knowing how she is, soooo....your complaint pass revoked.

-"He completes me", "She completes me": These two statements are ridiculous because that tells me people are dependent on others to make them better. People can HELP you improve, but YOU should already be striving for improvement on your own.

-It's funny how some women expect a man to have his stuff together, but she has nothing to bring to the table. Where they do that at?

-It's not a man's responsibility to tear down the walls a woman has built due to her not doing due diligence.

-Some women won't give a struggling man the time of day, but get upset when he dates outside of his race. Opposite race women are more likely to work with black men.

-Woman: Yes, he cheats. He knows where home is. Me: Riiiight. I was born yesterday.

-Men lead with strength & stability if he's trying to find a wife. In a lot of cases, men lead with their sausage and money.

-Why Is it alright for a black woman to blame a man for not having his own, & not doing his thing when the same is done for the white man?

-It's funny how women are overlooked for living with their parents, and being daddy's princess; but if a man is living at home with his parents, it's a problem.

-Woman: Get your self together, then come holla at me. Man: No, it doesn't work like that. I get myself together, then holla at HER!

-Just like women want a man with his own, so do men.



Richard's Life-ISMS

These are some ISMS I've come up with throughout my 32 years on earth. Here Goes:

 

1. Never put anything past anyone. Why? Because people will tell you what THEY want to tell you about them. It doesn't matter how long you've known a person.

2. A shoulder to cry on, leads to sex.

3. Good women are being snatched up by stand-up men (as it should be), leaving the Kelly Bundy types as leftovers.

4.Duck faces are NOT cute; stop it ladies. Look like you constipated. Who came up with this crazy mess?

5.If God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers, what's the payoff?

6. God takes you through the storm as a child, so you can become a strong man/woman.

7. If you talk to your children like dogs, don't be surprised when they become as such.

8. Marriage doesn't carry the same weight it used to.

9.You don't have to have disagreements in order to have a healthy relationships.

10. Women can't be naive to think that a man won't capitalize on her vulnerability. Let's be honest: She tells him all her trouble, he hooks her up with money, advice, etc. All a man needs is an opening, and he's in there.

Oxymorons

Here's a list of oxymorons:

There's no such thing as bisexual....they might like both sexes but if you're a man or a woman, and engage in sexual acts with the same sex, or have tendencies to let your partner perpetrate a sexual act upon you such that one of the same sex would to one of the opposite sex, THATS GAY/LESBIAN

Theres no such thing as a PO PIMP, all the real pimps I know HAVE $$$$$....YOU'RE JUST A SIMP

The wordQUEEN *ITCH does not go together; sorry to bust the bubble of all women who call yourselves divas, bad *itches and queen *itches; EITHER U A *ITCH OR U A QUEEN, REAL MEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE; *ITCHES DONT GET ROYAL TREATMENT; PLEASE LEARN THIS.

FAKE THUGS aren't thugs, they're just FAKE....

Fake ballers....real $$$$$ shows itself....FAKE GETS EXPOSED....

Fake CHRISTIANS....There's no such thing as accepting the LORD AND STILL WANT TO  FUNCTION RATCHET; REPENT AND WE WILL LIFT YOU UP IN PRAYER; STOP THE FOOLERY

I'm an independent WOMAN looking for a RELATIONSHIP....DUH!!!! INDEPENDENT signifies you want to be single, and undermines the relationship....EITHER YOU WANT A MAN OR YOU DON'T!!!!...##CUT IT OUT LADIES

YOU HAVE NOW GRADUATED FROM THE CLASS OXYMORON 101!!!!

Chicago Bulls End Miami's 27-Game Streak

 

Ok, how can a superstar team like Miami lose to a short-handed Bulls squad? Think about it, Miami was fully-stacked: Wade, Bosh, James, Shane Battier, Ray Allen, etc. Miami has too many players that can come off the bench at any given day and drop 20 or more on opponents. Chicago Bulls were short-handed: Rose was out, Rip Hamilton out and a list of other players were injured. If you're riding a 27-game win streak, YOU DON'T LOSE TO A SHORTHANDED TEAM. If anything, the mere fact the Bulls were shorthanded should've been reason enough for Miami to make Chicago victim 28. Last night's loss proved that you can't underestimate ANYONE. Miami has had to battle back to win their games, and unfortunately, they couldn't do that against Chicago. You cannot fall behind too many times, and expect to come back and win. Some teams won't have that. Chicago has given Miami fits ever since they've played each other, and yesterday's game was no different. Chicago had leads, and squandered them. Miami came close, but Chicago held them off in the final minutes to eke out a victory. Chicago better get all the wins they can, because in the playoffs (if they make it), it's over. Miami has nothing to be ashamed of, because they have accomplished something few teams could: Racked up 27 wins, putting them in 2nd place for longest streak in NBA history. I'm still proud of the Heat. They still have the best record in the league, their division and they can lose the next few games (which they won't) and still make the playoffs. At the end of the game, the Heat immediately left the arena. It's not bad sportmanship, they had every right to be upset. If my 27-game win streak was snapped, the LAST thing I want to do is extend congratulations.

Is It Our Business?

Is It Our Business when politicians have affairs? Yes and No. Yes, because they are in a position of authority and are supposed to conduct themselves in & out of office. No, because as long as they are doing what they're supposed to do, what they do in their private life is not my concern. That depends on how important it is to know their integrity, morals, values, and honesty. It is difficult to manage/organize another person's house, when yours is in shambles. How we conduct ourselves defines our character. It's said that character is how you act when no one's watching you. It's easy to be upstanding when eyes are on you, but another to maintain your integrity when no one's watching you. When you're tested, are you holding true to your beliefs? The problem is, many politicians act one way in the public eye, and are different when they're alone. In light of politicians being busted for cheating & corruption scandals, I say it's important for voters to know a politician's character. Voters are responsible for getting them in office, so WE have more power than we realize. Let's be honest, politicians are using taxpayers' dollars to be scandalous, so that's more than enough reason to make it our business. I have known some decent politicians (or so it appears) that have been pledged with scandal yet, performed acceptable as politicians. However, I can not deny that there will not be a lack of trust in the back of my mind whether a person who does honor their marriage; would honestly honor and represent voters with more loyalty than his personal marriage commitment.