Feb 20, 2014

Real Talk in 140 Characters or less

1. Why are some women quick to use the Bible to tell what a man should be doing? "The Bible says..." or "My Pastor says...." Your Pastor is not your man, although many women like to think so.
2. The Bible does outline a man's responsibilities, but it also says what the woman should do as well. They (women) won't talk about that.
3. Attention Ladies: Idris Elba IS NOT your man, so stop sharing or posting photos of him on social media.
4. Listening to Al Green's Lay It Down song with Anthony Hamilton tells me one thing: Music is not the same as when my parents were coming up. Al Green, Curtis Mayfield, Four Tops, Detroit Spinners, etc. *Sigh*
5. Some women can twerk, but they don't know how to make a simple meal. Jesus Doesn't Love Them.
6. Some posts I read about relationships on Facebook tell me one thing: Some people aren't cut out for a committed relationship. Relationships involve give & take, and most people can't handle that.
7. Women with no goals expect to land a successful man. That's bananas. A successful man is looking for a woman to HELP him continue to build, not hold him back.
8. There can only be one woman in a relationship, fellas that cannot be you.
9. There can only be one man in a relationship, ladies that should not be you.
10. I thank God for an avalanche of breakthrough. My prayer is that I stay ready.
11. Adam was the biggest fool for letting Eve trick him into eating that fruit!
12. Unless Carmelo Anthony is willing to leave the Knicks, I don't see him winning a championship in New York. He needs to do what Lebron and Bosh did, and go where he has a greater chance of winning an NBA title. He's got the talent.
13. The Bulls should be slapping themselves for paying Derrick Rose all that money, only for him to go down twice with a knee injury. I'm not mad at D.Rose because he's sitting on money. He doesn't have to do any work on the court.
14. When you have two strong-minded people in a relationship, there will be conflict because each person will want their own way.
15. Let a man be a man? You can't LET someone be what they already are.


2 comments:

  1. "that's bananas" - that cracks me up every time I see that phrase. We all know brothas be breaking out the bible, the quran, the Encyclopedia Britannica, and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy to tell women how they're supposed to act, also. And both sexes find a way to cherry pick just the parts they want to enforce on the other while ignoring the parts that apply to them. I personally gave up on using those 'guides' and learned to go with what feels right because every one of these 'Commandments' resources is flawed in one way or another. Great blog post!

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    1. I'm not going to lie, men definitely try to tell women how to act. My thing is, you can't tell someone how to act if you aren't modeling the ideal behavior.

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