These are some ISMS I've come up with throughout my 32 years on earth. Here Goes:
1. Never put anything past anyone. Why? Because people will tell you what THEY want to tell you about them. It doesn't matter how long you've known a person.
2. A shoulder to cry on, leads to sex.
3. Good women are being snatched up by stand-up men (as it should be), leaving the Kelly Bundy types as leftovers.
4.Duck faces are NOT cute; stop it ladies. Look like you constipated. Who came up with this crazy mess?
5.If God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers, what's the payoff?
6. God takes you through the storm as a child, so you can become a strong man/woman.
7. If you talk to your children like dogs, don't be surprised when they become as such.
8. Marriage doesn't carry the same weight it used to.
9.You don't have to have disagreements in order to have a healthy relationships.
10. Women can't be naive to think that a man won't capitalize on her vulnerability. Let's be honest: She tells him all her trouble, he hooks her up with money, advice, etc. All a man needs is an opening, and he's in there.
