Feb 26, 2013

Pimp Confessions

It's a true story! What comes to mind first, the church, the women or the men?

*** LADIES BEWARE OF NEW MEN IN CHURCH ***......

CONFESSIONS OF A PIMP

I WAS TALKING ONE DAY TO A OLD SCHOOL PIMP.
HE BEGAN TO TELL ME HOW HE WAS ABLE TO PULL MANY WOMEN RIGHT OUT THE CHURCH AND USE THEM FOR HIS PERSONAL GAIN.
I THOUGH ABOUT ALL THAT HE SAID AND I WANTED TO SHARE THIS WITH MY SISTERS IN THE LORD .
MY SISTERS BE AWARE THERE ARE MANY OTHERS OUT THERE WITH THE SAME MENTALITY AS THIS OLD SCHOOL PIMP.

HERE IN DETAIL IS THE PLAN HE SHARED WITH ME.

I KNEW THAT THE MAJORITY OF WOMEN IN CHURCH WERE THERE BECAUSE THE CHURCH WAS THE LAST RESORT FOR THEM. THEY HAVE BEEN BEAT UP , DOGGED , AND BROKEN BY LIFE AND BY MEN. THE CHURCH IS THE ONLY PLACE OF SAFETY MANY OF THEM KNOW.

KNOWING THIS I WOULD DRIVE AROUND ON SUNDAY MORNINGS LOOKING FOR A CHURCH WITH A SMALL TO MEDIUM SIZED CONGREGATION.

I WOULD WAIT UNTIL I WAS SURE SERVICE HAD ALREADY STARTED, THEN QUIETLY SLIP IN AND SIT AS CLOSE TO THE BACKDOOR AS POSSIBLE.

I WOULD SHOW NO EMOTION BUT WOULD LOOK AS IF I AM INTERESTED IN WHAT THE PREACHER WAS SAYING.

WHEN OFFERING TIME CAME I WOULD UNFOLD MY MONEY AND WALK DOWN THE ISLE MAKING SURE MY $100.00 BILL WAS SEEN .

WHEN CHURCH WAS OVER I WOULD LEAVE IMMEDIATELY WITHOUT SHAKING ANY HANDS, OR SPEAKING TO ANYONE.

THIS ONE TACTIC WOULD AROUSE THE SINGLE WOMEN CURIOSITY.

NOW THEY ARE THINKING " WHO WAS THE GUY THAT CAME IN?"

THE NEXT SUNDAY I WOULD GO BACK AND REPEAT THE SAME ROUTINE BUT WHEN CHURCH IS OVER I HANG AROUND WAITING.

WHAT AM I WAITING FOR, I AM WAITING ON THAT ONE WOMAN WHO WILL START A CONVERSATION AND GIVE ME CERTAIN SIGNS.

WHEN SHE SHAKES MY HAND HOW DOES SHE DO IT? WILL SHE SHAKE MY HAND AND IMMEDIATELY REMOVE HERS...
 
OR

WILL SHE ALLOW ME TO HOLD ON TO HER HAND AND START CONVERSATION?

DOES SHE SMILE WHILE LOOKING ME IN MY EYES?

DOES SHE BAT HER EYELASHES, WHILE SMILING?

DOES SHE CONSTANTLY MOVE , OR FOCUS ON MY EYES AS WE MAKE CASUAL CONVERSATION?

NOW THIS CAN TAKE LESS THAN A MINUTE BUT FROM THAT SMALL MINUTE I CAN TELL IF SHE IS GOOD TO GO.

AFTER CASUAL CONVERSATION I LEAVE MAKING A NOTE OF HOW SHE LOOK AND NEXT WEEK I AM NOW LOOKING FOR HER.

THE NEXT SUNDAY I RETURN, WAIT UNTIL SERVICE IS OVER AND THEN I WALK DIRECTLY TO HER. I MUST MAKE SURE THAT ALL THE OTHER WOMEN SEE THIS . I WANT HER TO FEEL SPECIAL LIKE SHE IS THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD AT THIS MOMENT.

I SHAKE HER HAND, AND HOLD ON TO IT FOR A BRIEF MOMENT. THEN THE COMPLIMENTS COME.
I MUST ASK HER " DID YOU DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT WITH YOUR HAIR, YOU LOOK GREAT TODAY"
HERE IS THE BIG ONE THAT WORKS ALMOST EVERY TIME.

CAN YOU TAKE ME TO MEET PASTOR?

SHE IS NOW COMFORTABLE WITH ME AND SHE IS READY TO TAKE ME TO MEET THE PASTOR OF THE CHURCH.

SHE INTRODUCES ME, AND I COMPLIMENT THE PASTOR ON HOW MUCH HIS SERMONS HAVE HELPED ME.
HE SHAKES MY HAND AND ASKS, "DO YOU HAVE A CHURCH HOME?"
I WILL REPLY WHILE LOOKING AT THE WOMAN............." NO I DON'T BUT I BELIEVE THE LORD HAS DIRECTED ME HERE" I AM SAYING THIS WHILE NEVER TAKING MY EYES OFF HER.

NOW EVERYONE THINKS, HE HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH HER......THANK YOU JESUS GOD HAS SENT HER A HUSBAND.

THIS IS ALL PART OF THE PLAN. ITS PART OF THE GAME.

I GET HER PHONE NUMBER, CALL HER UP BECAUSE THERE ARE THINGS ABOUT THE WORD OF GOD I DON'T UNDERSTAND. GET A DINNER DATE TO DISCUSS SCRIPTURE, AND WINE AND DINE HER AND TREAT HER LIKE A QUEEN.

AFTER ABOUT A MONTH OR TWO WE ARE HAVING SEX, YET SHE IS STILL ACTIVE IN THE CHURCH. WE ARE SLEEPING TOGETHER AT HER HOUSE AND SOMETIMES AT MY HOUSE.

I STOP GOING TO CHURCH BUT SEND MY OFFERING AND SOON I WILL CONVINCE HER TO STAY AT HOME WITH ME ONE SUNDAY KNOWING IF SHE MISSES ONE SUNDAY IT WILL BE EASY TO MISS ANOTHER ONE.

SOON THE ABUSE WILL START, AND AFTER THE ABUSE I GET INSIDE HER HEAD. I BREAK HER DOWN MENTALLY UNTIL SHE FEELS THAT SHE IS NOTHING AND UGLY AND WORTHLESS, AND I AM THE ONLY SALVATION FOR HER.

NOW IS THE TIME TO PUT HER TO WORK WHICH IS EASY.

I DRUG HER MAKE HER DEPENDENT ON ME AS THE SUPPLIER OF HER HIGH AND SHE IS NOW ON THE STROLL MAKING DADDY'S MONEY. WHATEVER I PUT INTO THIS INVESTMENT I GET BACK TEN FOLD. EASY MONEY!!
 
 
My View: Some men are predators so if it takes going to church to find their prey, that's what they do. If he had any sense, he would become a pastor; more money and women. He has a flock full of women he can guilt out of money. "Counseling Session" is a fancy way of showing her some attention so he can get up in it.

How To Get A Good Man: Trina Rogers


How can women be mad at men who treat them like crap when they walk around in life looking and acting like $%#@? They have no respect for themselves, they don't know how to treat a good man, they have more kids than they have bedrooms, they can be heard over the music at a club, they lie, cheat and steal their way through every day of their life but have the nerve to EXPECT God to bless them with a good man. Many of them wouldn't recognize a good man if he came in a FedEx package. Good men are everywhere, but women's definition of one is seriously distorted. A good man isn't defined by money or material things or even looks. Loads of money doesn't make him intelligent, material things won't make him treat you like a Queen, and good looks won't keep him from smacking the mess out of a woman. How they treat themselves is how he will treat her. The characteristics women look for cause them to be blind to the truth and settle for what they have been told will make them happy. Being told, "Get a cute man with money so you won't have to worry about anything!" That kind of thinking has brought us Basketball Wives and Love and Hip Hop, and we see how happy those women are. What women display to the public is what they attract. If she consistently goes to the clubs, half-dressed, can't carry on a decent conversation and offering booty, don't get mad when you go home with the guy looking for nothing more than sex. They will always get back what they put out. When women embrace despicable actions, they can no longer place the blame on men and their reactions. Wanting better is not, I repeat NOT, wanting a man to do all the work in a relationship while she continues to be a trifling, low-life, disrespectful, mattress tester. The men are not the problem. Never have been. Men deserve a woman who knows her place in life, in a relationship, and in the home. If they don't know what their place is, they need to change the environment, friends and especially attitude. When women decide to change the inner mentality, the outward persona becomes captivating, and they open their minds and lives to the best things life has to offer. EVERYTHING THEIR HEARTS DESIRE!
 
My View: Ms. Trina Rogers has mastered the art of how to attract & keep a man. I wish her the best in her relationship because she's a great woman. There aren't too many good ones like Ms. Trina. That being said, many women expect a man to give them the world when they don't have a passport. Most men have no problem pampering a good woman, BUT she must be worthy. A real man will never wine & dine a woman that's not worthy. What sense does it make to give gold to a bronze lady? That's silly. A Tier 1 man will always seek out a Tier 1 woman.


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