Dissension In The Ranks

You think when a group forms, they come together for a common goal but all groups have dissension in the ranks. Dissension in the ranks is a term used to describe internal conflict within an organization. Each person has their own agenda and at the opportune time, their true colors show. Major splits have occurred as a result of this. I think if you're going to form an organization, you have to recruit people that all share the same passion and will work for the same goal. That's easier said than done because egos come into play; each person is looking out for their own best interest. In joining an organization, you have to be able to put your ego aside for the betterment of the organization. A certain level of selflessness is required to join an organization because even though you have a legit reason for having your own agenda, you knew what you were getting into when you joined the organization. The strongest groups will have internal conflict from time to time, it's a matter of how strong the bond is that they can put their beef aside and get back on one accord. Can groups avoid dissension in the ranks? Yes, if they set boundaries on what will/won't work. No matter how much planning, conflict will come within groups. However, there are times where one has to further their own agenda outside the group. In times where one has to leave an organization, it's usually for the best but they still remain ties to their old group because they never know when they may need a helping hand. You don't want to leave on bad terms.

Things Men Say When Caught Cheating

When a man gets caught cheating, it's interesting to hear the litany of excuses he comes up with to avoid responsibility. Here's a list of the most common things men say when they are caught cheating:

1. It's Not What It Looks Like

2. I Was Drunk

3. She Looked Like You

4. You Made Me Do This

5. See What Had Happened Was (insert lie here)

6. She's My Sister-Ewwww, men use this one? Shakes Head.

7. I Have Sex With Her, but I love you

8. She was helping me file my taxes

9. I was doing this for us-LOL! That will go over well with any woman.

10. I was practicing a new move I wanted to try on you

11. We were praying

12. I accidentally fell on top of her (or she accidentally fell on top of me)

13. She Made me do it

14. We were wrestling

15. I didn't know you were coming back early-That's how many women catch their man, by making them think they're gone for a while.

16. I don't know her, she's been wanting me for a long time

17. That's my friend

18.I needed a release since you

19. Look baby I can explain...

20. She needed someone to talk to

There's plenty more where that came from. I'm not going to lie, these are hilarious and ridiculous at the same time. It just goes to show you that some men will do any & everything to avoid manning up for what they do. If you make your bed, you have to lie in it. That Part.