Pimp Confessions

It's a true story! What comes to mind first, the church, the women or the men?

*** LADIES BEWARE OF NEW MEN IN CHURCH ***......

CONFESSIONS OF A PIMP

I WAS TALKING ONE DAY TO A OLD SCHOOL PIMP.
HE BEGAN TO TELL ME HOW HE WAS ABLE TO PULL MANY WOMEN RIGHT OUT THE CHURCH AND USE THEM FOR HIS PERSONAL GAIN.
I THOUGH ABOUT ALL THAT HE SAID AND I WANTED TO SHARE THIS WITH MY SISTERS IN THE LORD .
MY SISTERS BE AWARE THERE ARE MANY OTHERS OUT THERE WITH THE SAME MENTALITY AS THIS OLD SCHOOL PIMP.

HERE IN DETAIL IS THE PLAN HE SHARED WITH ME.

I KNEW THAT THE MAJORITY OF WOMEN IN CHURCH WERE THERE BECAUSE THE CHURCH WAS THE LAST RESORT FOR THEM. THEY HAVE BEEN BEAT UP , DOGGED , AND BROKEN BY LIFE AND BY MEN. THE CHURCH IS THE ONLY PLACE OF SAFETY MANY OF THEM KNOW.

KNOWING THIS I WOULD DRIVE AROUND ON SUNDAY MORNINGS LOOKING FOR A CHURCH WITH A SMALL TO MEDIUM SIZED CONGREGATION.

I WOULD WAIT UNTIL I WAS SURE SERVICE HAD ALREADY STARTED, THEN QUIETLY SLIP IN AND SIT AS CLOSE TO THE BACKDOOR AS POSSIBLE.

I WOULD SHOW NO EMOTION BUT WOULD LOOK AS IF I AM INTERESTED IN WHAT THE PREACHER WAS SAYING.

WHEN OFFERING TIME CAME I WOULD UNFOLD MY MONEY AND WALK DOWN THE ISLE MAKING SURE MY $100.00 BILL WAS SEEN .

WHEN CHURCH WAS OVER I WOULD LEAVE IMMEDIATELY WITHOUT SHAKING ANY HANDS, OR SPEAKING TO ANYONE.

THIS ONE TACTIC WOULD AROUSE THE SINGLE WOMEN CURIOSITY.

NOW THEY ARE THINKING " WHO WAS THE GUY THAT CAME IN?"

THE NEXT SUNDAY I WOULD GO BACK AND REPEAT THE SAME ROUTINE BUT WHEN CHURCH IS OVER I HANG AROUND WAITING.

WHAT AM I WAITING FOR, I AM WAITING ON THAT ONE WOMAN WHO WILL START A CONVERSATION AND GIVE ME CERTAIN SIGNS.

WHEN SHE SHAKES MY HAND HOW DOES SHE DO IT? WILL SHE SHAKE MY HAND AND IMMEDIATELY REMOVE HERS...
 

OR

WILL SHE ALLOW ME TO HOLD ON TO HER HAND AND START CONVERSATION?

DOES SHE SMILE WHILE LOOKING ME IN MY EYES?

DOES SHE BAT HER EYELASHES, WHILE SMILING?

DOES SHE CONSTANTLY MOVE , OR FOCUS ON MY EYES AS WE MAKE CASUAL CONVERSATION?

NOW THIS CAN TAKE LESS THAN A MINUTE BUT FROM THAT SMALL MINUTE I CAN TELL IF SHE IS GOOD TO GO.

AFTER CASUAL CONVERSATION I LEAVE MAKING A NOTE OF HOW SHE LOOK AND NEXT WEEK I AM NOW LOOKING FOR HER.

THE NEXT SUNDAY I RETURN, WAIT UNTIL SERVICE IS OVER AND THEN I WALK DIRECTLY TO HER. I MUST MAKE SURE THAT ALL THE OTHER WOMEN SEE THIS . I WANT HER TO FEEL SPECIAL LIKE SHE IS THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD AT THIS MOMENT.

I SHAKE HER HAND, AND HOLD ON TO IT FOR A BRIEF MOMENT. THEN THE COMPLIMENTS COME.
I MUST ASK HER " DID YOU DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT WITH YOUR HAIR, YOU LOOK GREAT TODAY"
HERE IS THE BIG ONE THAT WORKS ALMOST EVERY TIME.

CAN YOU TAKE ME TO MEET PASTOR?

SHE IS NOW COMFORTABLE WITH ME AND SHE IS READY TO TAKE ME TO MEET THE PASTOR OF THE CHURCH.

SHE INTRODUCES ME, AND I COMPLIMENT THE PASTOR ON HOW MUCH HIS SERMONS HAVE HELPED ME.
HE SHAKES MY HAND AND ASKS, "DO YOU HAVE A CHURCH HOME?"
I WILL REPLY WHILE LOOKING AT THE WOMAN............." NO I DON'T BUT I BELIEVE THE LORD HAS DIRECTED ME HERE" I AM SAYING THIS WHILE NEVER TAKING MY EYES OFF HER.

NOW EVERYONE THINKS, HE HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH HER......THANK YOU JESUS GOD HAS SENT HER A HUSBAND.

THIS IS ALL PART OF THE PLAN. ITS PART OF THE GAME.

I GET HER PHONE NUMBER, CALL HER UP BECAUSE THERE ARE THINGS ABOUT THE WORD OF GOD I DON'T UNDERSTAND. GET A DINNER DATE TO DISCUSS SCRIPTURE, AND WINE AND DINE HER AND TREAT HER LIKE A QUEEN.

AFTER ABOUT A MONTH OR TWO WE ARE HAVING SEX, YET SHE IS STILL ACTIVE IN THE CHURCH. WE ARE SLEEPING TOGETHER AT HER HOUSE AND SOMETIMES AT MY HOUSE.

I STOP GOING TO CHURCH BUT SEND MY OFFERING AND SOON I WILL CONVINCE HER TO STAY AT HOME WITH ME ONE SUNDAY KNOWING IF SHE MISSES ONE SUNDAY IT WILL BE EASY TO MISS ANOTHER ONE.

SOON THE ABUSE WILL START, AND AFTER THE ABUSE I GET INSIDE HER HEAD. I BREAK HER DOWN MENTALLY UNTIL SHE FEELS THAT SHE IS NOTHING AND UGLY AND WORTHLESS, AND I AM THE ONLY SALVATION FOR HER.

NOW IS THE TIME TO PUT HER TO WORK WHICH IS EASY.

I DRUG HER MAKE HER DEPENDENT ON ME AS THE SUPPLIER OF HER HIGH AND SHE IS NOW ON THE STROLL MAKING DADDY'S MONEY. WHATEVER I PUT INTO THIS INVESTMENT I GET BACK TEN FOLD. EASY MONEY!!

 

 

My View: Some men are predators so if it takes going to church to find their prey, that's what they do. If he had any sense, he would become a pastor; more money and women. He has a flock full of women he can guilt out of money. "Counseling Session" is a fancy way of showing her some attention so he can get up in it.